tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57866362971338498402024-03-14T02:44:40.267-07:00King of Poop... You Dead!DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.comBlogger196125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-57893300544908037512010-05-07T09:00:00.001-07:002010-05-07T09:01:00.001-07:00Goin' Out Like Elway!As I stated last week I am a man of the people. The people have spoken and it is time to hang it up. Given the fact that 5 people voted in a week I think that kind of answered the question. Blogs are dead! I’m sorry to say this, but my brother called this back in August when he shut down his. I said that the blog would vanish if you voted for it to vanish, but I changed my mind. When I was 9 years old I hit my first (and last) walk off homerun. I will never forget the feeling of trotting around the bases knowing the game was over and I won it! That is what I want to do with the blog, although I may not be able to recreate me running the bases of Whurzelbacher (sp? (whocares)) Field, I wanted to hit a walk off, Go out like Elway, or whatever cliché works for you so here you go, I give you The Legend of Jim Brockmire. <br /><br /><object width="853" height="505" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=7d1f3b33e7" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="853" height="505" flashvars="key=7d1f3b33e7" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div style="text-align:center;width:853px;"><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7d1f3b33e7/gamechangers-ep-3-a-legend-in-the-booth-with-hank-azaria" title="from Hank Azaria, Dan Patrick, Brad, Joe Buck, Rich Eisen, Chris Kula, and John Ales">Gamechangers Ep 3: A Legend in the Booth with Hank Azaria</a> from <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/hank_azaria">Hank Azaria</a></div><br /><br />Fin.DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-88407790181836786552010-04-30T08:59:00.000-07:002010-04-30T09:04:22.974-07:00State of the Blog...OK here's the deal. Honestly videos have been pretty bad this week, and this is as good a Friday as any to get your feedback. Since I am a man of the people I want to give you what you want. I've been thinking about shuttin down the ole Blog since I have accomplished the acclaimed "Last Man Blogging" status and accomplished my goals. So here's the deal, if you want me to shut it down, I will. If you want me to keep posting videos and the occasional list of (what I think are) funny pictures I'll do that too. Otherwise I'm going to have to resort to getting a Facebook account (3 years too late). So vote on my poll! You have til next Friday at noon, when the blog will either contain new videos, or cease to exist... The fate of about 4 people is in YOUR hands!!!DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-36255550691021182592010-04-23T09:30:00.000-07:002010-04-23T09:31:12.076-07:00And now to complete your week!<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://dreamsocket.com/projects/adultswim/fix/viralplayer/ASVPlayer.swf"/><param name="FlashVars" value="id=8a250aae2815a2d0012816aa2e860006" /><embed src="http://dreamsocket.com/projects/adultswim/fix/viralplayer/ASVPlayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" FlashVars="id=8a250aae2815a2d0012816aa2e860006" allowFullScreen="true" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br />If you heard about the dude who broke in on people having “relations” at a White Sox game, here is apparently what really went down!<br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cheJUCA8q38&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cheJUCA8q38&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br />The narration for this is pretty low quality, but the video is great!<br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5W5FY18AOEI&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5W5FY18AOEI&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br />I need to get this game, although given the graphics it looks like I can only get it on Wii. Yeah I said it Wii sucks! You know it does!<br /><br /><object width="464" height="295" id="1824278" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" alt="Little Bicycle Drifting Master Funny Videos"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTgyNDI3OA=="></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MTgyNDI3OA==" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="295"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/index/little-bicycle-drifting-master.html" target="_blank">Little Bicycle Drifting Master</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank">Funny Videos</a></font><br />Annnnndddd… imagine that she’s Asian. This is why I love stereotypes, THEY’RE ALWAYS RIGHT!<br /><br /><object width="512" height="296"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/edp/http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ehulu%2Ecom%2F/embed/1AVXsQBZFfTJ0l6eRSI3yA"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/edp/http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ehulu%2Ecom%2F/embed/1AVXsQBZFfTJ0l6eRSI3yA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="512" height="296" allowFullScreen="true"></embed></object><br />WOW.<br /><br /><object width="512" height="296"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/edp/http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ehulu%2Ecom%2F/embed/nlb_a9NK8HIwCjH2ZRrFDw"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/edp/http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ehulu%2Ecom%2F/embed/nlb_a9NK8HIwCjH2ZRrFDw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="512" height="296" allowFullScreen="true"></embed></object><br />Dang, 2 skits worth watching? That may have been the best episode of SNL EVER!!!DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-65916137147526253912010-04-16T12:04:00.000-07:002010-04-16T12:05:10.003-07:00I know you all thought I forgot about you. I could never do that!<object width="464" height="376" id="1814442" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" alt="Fire Department Makes Slip And Slide Awesome Funny Videos"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTgxNDQ0Mg=="></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MTgxNDQ0Mg==" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="376"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/index/fire-department-makes-slip-and-slide-awesome.html" target="_blank">Fire Department Makes Slip And Slide Awesome</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank">Funny Videos</a></font><br />Nothing like getting pelted by a fire hose on the way to your watery death!<br /><br /><object width="464" height="376" id="1813862" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" alt="Skater Kid Falls Off the Roof Funny Videos"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTgxMzg2Mg=="></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MTgxMzg2Mg==" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="376"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/index/skater-kid-falls-off-the-roof.html" target="_blank">Skater Kid Falls Off the Roof</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank">Funny Videos</a></font><br />Whodda thunk the idea of skateboarding OFF THE ROOF!!! Could have ended so badly?<br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Gzw8vFCwT-M&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Gzw8vFCwT-M&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br />I’m not sure, but this may be what is wrong with America!<br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0dZr5Obmp_c&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0dZr5Obmp_c&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br />Holy crap dude.<br /><br /><object width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=10821312&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=62bfe1&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=10821312&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=62bfe1&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/10821312">Star Wars Uncut "The Escape"</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/casey">Casey Pugh</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p><br />This very well may be the best Star Wars Tribute video since Leader Wars!<br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZHpiPbua_-U&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZHpiPbua_-U&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br />I have no idea what this is, but I like it!DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-76049086306964305412010-04-14T13:15:00.000-07:002010-04-14T13:23:14.433-07:00Allow me to clear out some pictures.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S8YkAZPCu-I/AAAAAAAAAbw/EFZffMskc5s/s1600/urinal.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S8YkAZPCu-I/AAAAAAAAAbw/EFZffMskc5s/s320/urinal.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460091187425885154" /></a><br />Nothin better than puking into a urinal, Simon's been there!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S8YjyTYhmCI/AAAAAAAAAbo/0K_zhMeF6qA/s1600/wrestling.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 190px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S8YjyTYhmCI/AAAAAAAAAbo/0K_zhMeF6qA/s320/wrestling.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460090945336875042" /></a><br />Wrestling. Yup nothing gay about it!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S8YjpZiHUBI/AAAAAAAAAbg/wNYySXrNXuI/s1600/tattoo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 206px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S8YjpZiHUBI/AAAAAAAAAbg/wNYySXrNXuI/s320/tattoo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460090792368885778" /></a><br />Is that a tattoo of 2 unicorns humping?<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S8YjdgjyuAI/AAAAAAAAAbY/q44m3mvYqWQ/s1600/Optimus.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 208px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S8YjdgjyuAI/AAAAAAAAAbY/q44m3mvYqWQ/s320/Optimus.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460090588096542722" /></a><br />Gangsta Optimus Prizzime is a BAMF!!!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S8YjREiQOWI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/YnrqTmvl9vY/s1600/Lil+John.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S8YjREiQOWI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/YnrqTmvl9vY/s320/Lil+John.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460090374415464802" /></a><br />I see how all of these men are related.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S8YjBVKGqSI/AAAAAAAAAbI/yoKqotgwqS4/s1600/Halo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 274px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S8YjBVKGqSI/AAAAAAAAAbI/yoKqotgwqS4/s320/Halo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460090103999670562" /></a><br />Here's to hoping that guy can make a balloon woman to have sex with, cuz it's never gonna happen otherwise!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S8Yi4drRrdI/AAAAAAAAAbA/nq7fOdSjg04/s1600/bikefail.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 310px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S8Yi4drRrdI/AAAAAAAAAbA/nq7fOdSjg04/s320/bikefail.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460089951667465682" /></a><br />Pain in 3, 2...DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-56805529989099892552010-04-09T10:17:00.001-07:002010-04-09T10:17:56.181-07:00Mom you still read my blog don't you???<div id="video_player_mask" style="width:620px;height:395px;overflow:hidden;"><object id="SlateVPlayer" width="975" height="380" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.slatev.com/media/swfs/SlateVPlayer.swf"><param name="movie" value="http://www.slatev.com/media/swfs/SlateVPlayer.swf"><param name="flashVars" value="disableAd=true&autoPlay=false&videoId=76528242001&channel=arts-and-life&videoUrl=http://www.slatev.com/video/http://www.slatev.com/video/coors"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAcess" value="always"><param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false"><param name="swLiveConnect" value="true"></object></div>
<br />This is pretty good, and it’s for the greatest beer ever produced!
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<br />Why does the fat kid always have to be the one who gets hit in the nuts? I’m just asking but it is fact!
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<br />So I know that all of America has seen this video, but I’s still great. Plus I just wanted to say “IN THE FACE!!!!!
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<br />So by now everyone has seen the new Tiger commercial with his dad, not many have seen the one with his mom!
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<br />Indeed MMA is NOT gay! Rriiiiiggggghhhhtttttt…..
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<br />This is what Hillbillys do in their garages, when they are not cooking meth and making homemade fireworks!
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<br />I found a rare video of B’s Mom, shall we say ummmm…. Practicing?
<br />DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-64740210919746916952010-04-02T08:24:00.000-07:002010-04-02T08:25:25.007-07:00Possibly my best week of videos in months, if not weeks!<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PUdMEe4DmyQ&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PUdMEe4DmyQ&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>
<br />Wait for it…. No really wait for it. You’re welcome!
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<br />Seriously this gay dude can fight!!! How do I know he is gay you ask? Because I watched the entire video, watch him drop it like it’s hot at the end!
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<br />I never witnessed Jamie Gatto fall off the diving board at the PRF Pool (which I’ve heard he did several dozen times) but I’m sure it looked something like this…
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<br />This video is one of my favorites! There aren’t many things that I love more than Gus Johnson and Dogs humping things. Combine them and you have an amazing video!
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<br />Turn the volume down a lil bit! Everest!
<br />DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-14345752418121175062010-03-26T09:33:00.000-07:002010-03-26T09:34:33.908-07:00Videos...Blah.<object width="464" height="376" id="1783987" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" alt="Painful Spring Break Cliff Dive Fail Funny Videos"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTc4Mzk4Nw=="></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MTc4Mzk4Nw==" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="376"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/index/painful-spring-break-cliff-dive-fail.html" target="_blank">Painful Spring Break Cliff Dive Fail</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank">Funny Videos</a></font>
<br />This video is just missing a “SPRING BREAK MUTHERF^%$#R” to make it perfect.
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<br />I’m buying a PSP toKnight!
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<br />Once again take it from Tim Callahan, “No one ever got hurt sitting on the couch!”
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<br />This is what kids learn to play in foreign countries I guess…
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<br />First of all there is no way this is real, but it’s still pretty badass!
<br />DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-60860153763232644892010-03-19T08:56:00.000-07:002010-03-19T08:57:08.531-07:00LOOK AT THE BABY!!!<a href="http://animoto.com/play/Pq1Amm5pclWM6sqw1hKJKg">The Callahan Family</a><br />Here is a video that out Picture Lady made us from all of Riley spics over the last year. Sorry there is no PWNAGE, or nut shots, or Really long basketball shots, or fails, or Cubans, or someone getting Hamrick’d or Andy Samberg.<br /><br /><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="437" height="333" id="viddler"><param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/player/fd32f74/" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="flashvars" value="fake=1"/><embed src="http://www.viddler.com/player/fd32f74/" width="437" height="333" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" flashvars="fake=1" name="viddler" ></embed></object><br />Dude you were SOOO CLOSE!!! Maybe not.<br /><br /><object width="464" height="376" id="1776284" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" alt="Down The Stairs With Style Funny Videos"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTc3NjI4NA=="></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MTc3NjI4NA==" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="376"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/index/down-the-stairs-with-style.html" target="_blank">Down The Stairs With Style</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank">Funny Videos</a></font><br />Sure you’re wearing Capri pants, but that’s still pretty badass!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j7z0NKO5194&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j7z0NKO5194&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Buseyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7b5CKSqlz60&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7b5CKSqlz60&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Hey Nick I think we found your Uncle Rudy! Why couldn’t his name have been Ernesto???<br /><br /><object width="512" height="296"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/msn/http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ebing%2Ecom%2Fvideos%2Fwatch%2Fvideo%2Flazy%2Dsunday%2Dlive%2F17wmxxolb/embed/-M2iTeF5lqY1iDovcin-uQ"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/msn/http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ebing%2Ecom%2Fvideos%2Fwatch%2Fvideo%2Flazy%2Dsunday%2Dlive%2F17wmxxolb/embed/-M2iTeF5lqY1iDovcin-uQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" width="512" height="296"></embed></object><br />Lazy Sunday Live. Nuff Said.DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-63334749947371651032010-03-12T08:56:00.000-08:002010-03-12T08:57:25.865-08:00Happy Birthday to Me. Here's some Videos!<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MyGJXLxtVEo&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MyGJXLxtVEo&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br />OK so this is kind of long, but still funny.<br /><br /><object width="464" height="376" id="1775117" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" alt="Little Dude Gets Crushed By Hoop Funny Videos"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTc3NTExNw=="></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MTc3NTExNw==" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="376"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/index/little-dude-gets-crushed-by-hoop.html" target="_blank">Little Dude Gets Crushed By Hoop</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank">Funny Videos</a></font><br />Seriously kids this is what happens when your dad doesn’t know what he’s doing installing your hoop!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/araEvG78oXQ&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/araEvG78oXQ&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Baammm! Ok this is why co-ed sports blow. The shortstop chucks the ball a little wide, the chick at 1st Base can’t catch and the shortstop ends up feeling bad! If she would have hit the ball at another lesbian the throw would have not been as hard and she’s ok. Most importantly why does the team in the field have a lefty playing shortstop?<br /><br /><object width="512" height="296"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/gyh6tw5QWgMf3DhmJAD1dg/322/371/i359"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/gyh6tw5QWgMf3DhmJAD1dg/322/371/i359" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" width="512" height="296"></embed></object><br />Modern Family is most likely my favorite show right now. Cam the fat gay guy may be the best character on TV.<br /><br /><table style='font:11px arial; color:#333; background-color:#f5f5f5' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='360' height='353'><tbody><tr style='background-color:#e5e5e5' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/'>Tosh.0</a></td><td style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; text-align:right; font-weight:bold;'></td></tr><tr style='height:14px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=267709&title=game-ovaries'>Game Ovaries</a></td></tr><tr style='height:14px; background-color:#353535' valign='middle'><td colspan='2' style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; width:360px; overflow:hidden; text-align:right'><a target='_blank' style='color:#96deff; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/'>www.comedycentral.com</a></td></tr><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><embed style='display:block' src='http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:267709' width='360' height='301' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='window' allowFullscreen='true' flashvars='autoPlay=false' allowscriptaccess='always' allownetworking='all' bgcolor='#000000'></embed></td></tr><tr style='height:18px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><table style='margin:0px; text-align:center' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%' height='100%'><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/category/web-redemptions/'>Web Redemption</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2009/07/09/2-girls-1-cup-the-biggest-reaction-video-ever/'>2 Girls, 1 Cup Reaction</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2009/06/11/demi-moore-nude-pic/'>Demi Moore Picture</a></td></tr></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br />The weekly Tosh.0 clip does not disappoint! I agree the nutshot should not be limited to guys! Game Ovaries!DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-59402002676661647042010-03-09T10:12:00.000-08:002010-03-09T10:23:57.934-08:00Been too long...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S5aR6wq8LHI/AAAAAAAAAa4/M6I1DI0z2ws/s1600-h/1up.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 264px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S5aR6wq8LHI/AAAAAAAAAa4/M6I1DI0z2ws/s320/1up.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446701238034639986" /></a><br />Justin just J.I.M.P.'d<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S5aRp2jXHRI/AAAAAAAAAaw/yNo17JPFJxQ/s1600-h/legohawking.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 237px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S5aRp2jXHRI/AAAAAAAAAaw/yNo17JPFJxQ/s320/legohawking.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446700947555687698" /></a><br />Lego Hawking!!! I'm going to hell...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S5aRfA3hCAI/AAAAAAAAAao/jBOwiRCFwKE/s1600-h/search.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 234px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S5aRfA3hCAI/AAAAAAAAAao/jBOwiRCFwKE/s320/search.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446700761346017282" /></a><br />This picture is quite simply one of my favorites!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S5aRSAHdiKI/AAAAAAAAAag/cU0KWmVb1Nc/s1600-h/Guitar.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S5aRSAHdiKI/AAAAAAAAAag/cU0KWmVb1Nc/s320/Guitar.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446700537806162082" /></a><br />If this had come out when J. Hall was playing guitar he would still be rockin.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S5aREiRCmrI/AAAAAAAAAaY/4N5fc3Y19dc/s1600-h/darthkid.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 297px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S5aREiRCmrI/AAAAAAAAAaY/4N5fc3Y19dc/s320/darthkid.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446700306454977202" /></a><br />Few go as Darth Vader sans helmet for Halloween.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S5aQ3wiNXsI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/QAKWTdZW0Jw/s1600-h/DMX.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 261px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S5aQ3wiNXsI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/QAKWTdZW0Jw/s320/DMX.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446700086946782914" /></a><br />This is a nice piechart representing DMX's Bitches. Well Done.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S5aQcKEVqpI/AAAAAAAAAaI/Y0UiJ7jf-eA/s1600-h/Goatse.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 185px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S5aQcKEVqpI/AAAAAAAAAaI/Y0UiJ7jf-eA/s320/Goatse.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446699612764482194" /></a><br />So I set this as my icon on Twitter, but I had to post it as well. Unfortunately Goatse is a thing of the past and will only be remembered by those who have that image burned into their brains!DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-47534420682213745232010-03-05T09:13:00.000-08:002010-03-05T09:14:31.664-08:001 Friday, 2 Curling Videos!!!<embed src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/player.swf" allowScriptAccess="always" flashvars="pageurl=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80929731/&file=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/video/494827/80929731.flv&mediaid=80929731&title=Today Show Wii Fail&tags=funny,today,Han,fail,wii,jerk,karl,stefanovic,lol,sunrise,curling,presenter,Busts,nut,morning,breakfast,show&description=Here it cums...... &displayheight=325&backcolor=0x0d0d0d&lightoclor=0x336699&frontcolor=0xcccccc&image=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2010/02/80929731/wi.jpg&username=lionelk" wmode="transparent" loop="false" menu="false" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="425" height="345" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" />
<br />Wow, someone is really good at Wii Curling. And by Wii Curling I mean Whackin.
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<br />My promise to you is that anytime I see a video with an exercise ball and treadmill in it I will post it! Throw in some Lil John, and it’s a must!
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<br />You got knocked the fuuuhhh out!
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<br />Fake Lottery tickets ruin lives!
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<br />Am I the only one who finds these ESPN Classic sketches hilarious?
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<br /><table style='font:11px arial; color:#333; background-color:#f5f5f5' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='360' height='353'><tbody><tr style='background-color:#e5e5e5' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/'>Tosh.0</a></td><td style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; text-align:right; font-weight:bold;'></td></tr><tr style='height:14px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=266945&title=oh-my-gosh'>Oh My Gosh</a></td></tr><tr style='height:14px; background-color:#353535' valign='middle'><td colspan='2' style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; width:360px; overflow:hidden; text-align:right'><a target='_blank' style='color:#96deff; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/'>www.comedycentral.com</a></td></tr><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><embed style='display:block' src='http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:266945' width='360' height='301' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='window' allowFullscreen='true' flashvars='autoPlay=false' allowscriptaccess='always' allownetworking='all' bgcolor='#000000'></embed></td></tr><tr style='height:18px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><table style='margin:0px; text-align:center' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%' height='100%'><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/category/web-redemptions/'>Web Redemption</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2009/07/09/2-girls-1-cup-the-biggest-reaction-video-ever/'>2 Girls, 1 Cup Reaction</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2009/06/11/demi-moore-nude-pic/'>Demi Moore Picture</a></td></tr></table></td></tr></tbody></table>
<br />And for the weekly Tosh.0 clip!
<br />DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-52097669300344289372010-02-26T09:24:00.000-08:002010-02-26T09:25:31.410-08:00The day before Saturday.<object width="464" height="376" id="1755049" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" alt="EMBED-Stupid Blonde High Jump Fail free videos"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTc1NTA0OQ=="></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MTc1NTA0OQ==" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="376"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2010/2/23/stupid-blonde-high-jump-fail-1755049" target="_blank">EMBED-Stupid Blonde High Jump Fail</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com" target="_blank">free videos</a></font><br />This is how a Northwest High School track meet goes down! Is it me or is the bar laying on the mat?<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GqxwUWw4ibE&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GqxwUWw4ibE&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Let’s hope this will make my signed Vince Carter Basketball go up in value!<br /><br /><object width="480" height="400" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_3cf5a8236a"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=3cf5a8236a" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed width="480" height="400" flashvars="key=3cf5a8236a" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_3cf5a8236a" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:480px;"><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3cf5a8236a/reading-rainbow-banned-book-review-2" title="from Warm Apple Cherries">Reading Rainbow Banned Book Review #2</a> - watch more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" title="on Funny or Die">funny videos</a></div><br />Lavar Burton, you racist Bastard!<br /><br /><object width="464" height="289" id="1759251" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" alt="Pogo Stick to Shovel Nutshot Funny Videos"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTc1OTI1MQ=="></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MTc1OTI1MQ==" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="289"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/index/pogo-stick-to-shovel-nutshot.html" target="_blank">Pogo Stick to Shovel Nutshot</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank">Funny Videos</a></font><br />Why the fat kid just stood there with a smile on his face is beyond me…<br /><br /><table style='font:11px arial; color:#333; background-color:#f5f5f5' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='360' height='353'><tbody><tr style='background-color:#e5e5e5' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/'>Tosh.0</a></td><td style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; text-align:right; font-weight:bold;'></td></tr><tr style='height:14px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=265627&title=video-breakdown-drunken-darts'>Video Breakdown - Drunken Darts</a></td></tr><tr style='height:14px; background-color:#353535' valign='middle'><td colspan='2' style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; width:360px; overflow:hidden; text-align:right'><a target='_blank' style='color:#96deff; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/'>www.comedycentral.com</a></td></tr><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><embed style='display:block' src='http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:265627' width='360' height='301' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='window' allowFullscreen='true' flashvars='autoPlay=false' allowscriptaccess='always' allownetworking='all' bgcolor='#000000'></embed></td></tr><tr style='height:18px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><table style='margin:0px; text-align:center' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%' height='100%'><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/category/web-redemptions/'>Web Redemption</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2009/07/09/2-girls-1-cup-the-biggest-reaction-video-ever/'>2 Girls, 1 Cup Reaction</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2009/06/11/demi-moore-nude-pic/'>Demi Moore Picture</a></td></tr></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br />As you may know Tosh.0 has become one of my favorite shows because it combines 2 of my favorite things, Funny videos and smart ass comments!<br /><br /><table style='font:11px arial; color:#333; background-color:#f5f5f5' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='360' height='353'><tbody><tr style='background-color:#e5e5e5' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/'>Tosh.0</a></td><td style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; text-align:right; font-weight:bold;'></td></tr><tr style='height:14px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=266264&title=surprise-trust-falls'>Surprise Trust Falls</a></td></tr><tr style='height:14px; background-color:#353535' valign='middle'><td colspan='2' style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; width:360px; overflow:hidden; text-align:right'><a target='_blank' style='color:#96deff; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/'>www.comedycentral.com</a></td></tr><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><embed style='display:block' src='http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:266264' width='360' height='301' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='window' allowFullscreen='true' flashvars='autoPlay=false' allowscriptaccess='always' allownetworking='all' bgcolor='#000000'></embed></td></tr><tr style='height:18px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><table style='margin:0px; text-align:center' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%' height='100%'><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/category/web-redemptions/'>Web Redemption</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2009/07/09/2-girls-1-cup-the-biggest-reaction-video-ever/'>2 Girls, 1 Cup Reaction</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2009/06/11/demi-moore-nude-pic/'>Demi Moore Picture</a></td></tr></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br />And a nothah one.DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-65544074102707622472010-02-19T12:32:00.000-08:002010-02-19T12:33:12.023-08:00So I was bust today. Here's some videos at 3:30!<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xz1cee_94L4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xz1cee_94L4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Never in my life has a BBQ commercial made want to make sweet, sweet love. Until now.<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JdTP4_Tpa9I&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JdTP4_Tpa9I&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br />Hey Oprah, it’s called AIDS face and we’ve been trying to get rid of it since he was a Boilermaker!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7xr82RHyCj8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7xr82RHyCj8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />This dude is kind of impressive. If Number2 was still rockin’ out, we’d hire him.<br /><br /><object width="464" height="376" id="1733909" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" alt="Back Flip Off Fence Faceplant Funny Videos"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTczMzkwOQ=="></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MTczMzkwOQ==" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="376"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/index/back-flip-off-fence-faceplant.html" target="_blank">Back Flip Off Fence Faceplant</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank">Funny Videos</a></font><br />He under-rotated just a little…<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/C7NFphNuJMY&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/C7NFphNuJMY&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />I just threw up in my mouth.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NqIJFRQbE2I&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NqIJFRQbE2I&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />I can do that.DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-90624405262873570162010-02-12T09:38:00.000-08:002010-02-12T09:39:35.817-08:00Not my strongest week, but they can't all be Spectacular...<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wv9jB4HeTe0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wv9jB4HeTe0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
<br />So you tie 2 guys to a podium and let them kick the crap out of each other? I see how this is a sport. Wait no I don’t!
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<br />Not sure why’d you go PowerWheels vs. Mini Bike, but I like the outcome!
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<br />What’s the worst thing you could possible see while filming your buddy do the hammer throw? This.
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<br />This was on my surprisingly funny commercial list from the Super Bowel.
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<br />How come people who talk like this are always named something like Francis.
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<br />Hillbillys + Fireworks always =’s a good video!
<br />DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-26029900205048365462010-02-05T10:14:00.000-08:002010-02-05T10:15:06.296-08:003 Comments Last Week... Well Done!<object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="437" height="333" id="viddler"><param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/player/e978fbcb/" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="flashvars" value="fake=1"/><embed src="http://www.viddler.com/player/e978fbcb/" width="437" height="333" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" flashvars="fake=1" name="viddler" ></embed></object>
<br />This is a kids show??? Well at least they got the sound right!
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<br />This kind of reminds me of the time I tried to drop in a half pipe on rollerblades. Not good!
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<br />Great Video, Mark Titus is THE REASON why we love walk-ons. My hatred for the Buckeyes is not deep enough for me to not love this guy. Read his blog www.clubtrillion.com especially how this video put him on ESPN and his comparison of that experience to Squints frenching Wendy Peffercorn!
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<br />Bam!
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<br />This is most likely what is going to happen if we recreate Wrestle Mania as some have suggested.
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<br />Not sure what this sport is, but I think it did not end well for this dude.
<br />DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-9631917395919138302010-01-29T09:42:00.001-08:002010-01-29T09:44:03.139-08:00Some Friday Videos and an Extra...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S2MeGiTdUCI/AAAAAAAAAaA/oWIA94ZaLM8/s1600-h/rey.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S2MeGiTdUCI/AAAAAAAAAaA/oWIA94ZaLM8/s320/rey.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432218673175416866" /></a>
<br />In honor of Rey Maualuga's DUI here is a great picture of him with some chicks and an ummm... Little Person.
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<br />Awwww Damn… HE GOT HAMRICK’D!!!
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<br />Manny Pacquiao! The note-for-note worst singer on the face of the planet! Move over chick who ALWAYS sat behind me at the Big Vineyard, you have company!!!
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<br />Here’s a pretty funny commercial.
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<br />Fast Forward to the 1:15 mark if you want to see a dwarf “jump ball.” In a related note, I still have no respect for a basketball player who can’t dunk!!!
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<br />I’ve always wondered if you could do this during the commotion of winning a game. And of course it takes soccer to show us it is possible.
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<br />I almost posted this video last week of the weightlifter. Then I saw it again on Tosh.0, which is the best show that you don’t watch! He takes a great video and makes it funnier!!!
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<br />DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-37847522471907278372010-01-26T12:33:00.001-08:002010-01-26T12:40:20.329-08:00A few Pictures...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S19TGp6iNUI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/UYZwEhqn1zQ/s1600-h/thundercat.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 189px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S19TGp6iNUI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/UYZwEhqn1zQ/s320/thundercat.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431151049427793218" /></a><br />Thundercats Hoooooooo! Best costume ever!!!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S19S9vGQIwI/AAAAAAAAAZw/TXqkntqlhow/s1600-h/soccer.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 288px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S19S9vGQIwI/AAAAAAAAAZw/TXqkntqlhow/s320/soccer.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431150896200295170" /></a><br />Soccer. Yur not making it LESS gay!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S19SyXjDCUI/AAAAAAAAAZo/1HUZXMQMGC0/s1600-h/optimus.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 253px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S19SyXjDCUI/AAAAAAAAAZo/1HUZXMQMGC0/s320/optimus.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431150700900059458" /></a><br />This should be the next statue at GABP!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S19SmwlHN-I/AAAAAAAAAZg/Q1O8XZ7E62o/s1600-h/middle+school.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 238px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S19SmwlHN-I/AAAAAAAAAZg/Q1O8XZ7E62o/s320/middle+school.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431150501461178338" /></a><br />Ahhh Middle School Dance's, memories...<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S19SBIb15hI/AAAAAAAAAZY/tueBLygeR5Q/s1600-h/mario.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S19SBIb15hI/AAAAAAAAAZY/tueBLygeR5Q/s320/mario.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431149855029716498" /></a><br />One thing that will never be on this blanket? A naked woman!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S19R8AqR-UI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/8FoqtI60s54/s1600-h/mac.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 289px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S19R8AqR-UI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/8FoqtI60s54/s320/mac.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431149767043447106" /></a><br />Finally a good use for a Mac.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S19R1pLydoI/AAAAAAAAAZI/bNfGf9Bni10/s1600-h/leno.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 205px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S19R1pLydoI/AAAAAAAAAZI/bNfGf9Bni10/s320/leno.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431149657662322306" /></a><br />I agree.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S19RtnovhpI/AAAAAAAAAZA/U66oiIvSxPY/s1600-h/faceplant.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 239px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S19RtnovhpI/AAAAAAAAAZA/U66oiIvSxPY/s320/faceplant.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431149519807940242" /></a><br />The Parent of the Year Award goes too...DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-82635038024883717392010-01-22T09:30:00.001-08:002010-01-22T09:30:58.564-08:00People Shuttin Down Their Blogs. 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<br />The words shopping cart and half pipe do not typically appear in the same sentence… This is why!
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<br />This is kind of how I used to dominate street hockey in the Welch Elementary parking lot, until the game would end when I hit my brother in the nuts with the puck.
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<br />Ouch! I think his face exploded.
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<br />Simon is this how you fold up a ping pong table?
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<br />I don’t know what’s better a 200 lb. 10 year old Mexican kid, or his little rap video dancers. The future looks bright kids…
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<br />My weener just crawled back inside me.
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<br />DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-64645596322312282102010-01-15T07:33:00.000-08:002010-01-15T07:35:37.783-08:00Foorball+Drywall+Gambling=Fantastic Weekend!By the way if either of the 2 people that read my blog want to go to the Northwest H.S. Monte Carlo Knight, call me! That's where I'll be Saturday Knight!
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<br />I think I would just choose death. Unless there was a French Tickler on the end of that hose.
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<br />Not sure if I have posted this before, but it is pretty awesome!
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<br />This Cock is Soooo metal! I think that Number2 opened for him at the battle of the bands!
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<br />Here was Conan’s monologue the other knight, zing.
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<br />The Sport Repor does not happen often, but when it does, it’s great!
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<br />I like the insight that Hitler gives! First UD Basketball, now Conan. Well done Hitler, well done.
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<br />Hey Lee, that kid is Blind!!!
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<br />I feel like I have posted similar videos, but this one is great! LeBron is a freak!
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<br />I’ve been known to do a mean Robot, but I got nothing on these dudes.
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<br />If you know me, you know that I love a good compilation. This I’ve been told is a compilation of .gif’s??? Whatever that means. Maybe a .gif is a funny clip with horrible rave music!
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<br />This may be my favorite Chapelle’s Show clip.
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<br />Journey Fail. Someone please tell me we weren’t this bad in the variety show when we thought we rocked out!
<br />DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-154024555513896012010-01-06T10:01:00.000-08:002010-01-08T05:02:57.888-08:00Picture Time.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S0TRInSU4vI/AAAAAAAAAYw/yxdXm2ZRFhU/s1600-h/pokemon.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 301px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S0TRInSU4vI/AAAAAAAAAYw/yxdXm2ZRFhU/s320/pokemon.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423689797175927538" /></a><br />Not sure what is goin on here, but that dude has some fuzzy pink handcuffs! Oh wait, now I know what's goin on. gross.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S0TQ9wyfODI/AAAAAAAAAYo/G87z0zO-9O4/s1600-h/oompa+loompa.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 286px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S0TQ9wyfODI/AAAAAAAAAYo/G87z0zO-9O4/s320/oompa+loompa.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423689610748180530" /></a><br />Wow, if you were wearing all white, you would be an Oompa Loompa.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S0TQ1skIf3I/AAAAAAAAAYg/ATIIfIvY0-Q/s1600-h/micky+d%27s.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 232px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S0TQ1skIf3I/AAAAAAAAAYg/ATIIfIvY0-Q/s320/micky+d%27s.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423689472175275890" /></a><br />Micky D's Biatch!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S0TQuiri49I/AAAAAAAAAYY/ecwUexRh9tg/s1600-h/lil+kid+soccer.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 221px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S0TQuiri49I/AAAAAAAAAYY/ecwUexRh9tg/s320/lil+kid+soccer.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423689349262926802" /></a><br />Finally a tough kid playing soccer.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S0TQlkq46GI/AAAAAAAAAYQ/7hpFuoWnVAg/s1600-h/dog+eat.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S0TQlkq46GI/AAAAAAAAAYQ/7hpFuoWnVAg/s320/dog+eat.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423689195178223714" /></a><br />Dog porn is the dirtiest.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S0TQcQ4UfZI/AAAAAAAAAYI/X4qHeOeCgzY/s1600-h/crack.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 244px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S0TQcQ4UfZI/AAAAAAAAAYI/X4qHeOeCgzY/s320/crack.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423689035247025554" /></a><br />This picture would not be nearly as good without the Skyline bag next to him!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S0TQWN1HX0I/AAAAAAAAAYA/jPstIjBne-0/s1600-h/baseball.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 312px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/S0TQWN1HX0I/AAAAAAAAAYA/jPstIjBne-0/s320/baseball.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423688931349061442" /></a><br />Cup Check. Annnnnddd, his name is Kimura. Thank you stereotypes for always being correct!DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-91361097653451888562009-12-31T09:45:00.000-08:002009-12-31T09:46:19.647-08:00It's kind of Friday! 19 Hours til Nawlins!!!<embed src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/player.swf" allowScriptAccess="always" flashvars="pageurl=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80868862/&file=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/video/477884/80868862.flv&mediaid=80868862&title=Truck Drifting&tags=truck,drifting&description=Drifting like a sports car&displayheight=325&backcolor=0x0d0d0d&lightoclor=0x336699&frontcolor=0xcccccc&image=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2009/12/80868862/drift.jpg&username=deevo25" wmode="transparent" loop="false" menu="false" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="425" height="345" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" />
<br />If you can drift in a Semi, you are pretty much a badass!
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<br />I’ve tried to do this, but Ed always catches the blade. I personally love his grunt in slo-mo!
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<br />This is better than the kids opening their Nintendo!
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<br />Then there is this kid who humps his Xbox at the :50 mark! I think the last 2 videos have proven my point of who’s cooler PS3 guy or Xbox Guy, the answer would be neither!
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<br />Wow did KFC just say that you could please a whole bunch of black people with a bucket of chicken? Yikes.
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<br />This was my favorite part of Hard Knocks! Who says Marvin is a pushover? Dude I get chills everytime I replay it. Let’s hope he makes a similar speech before Sunday Knights game, and for the playoffs! Who Freakin Dey! Keep lookin down Laverneous’es’es.
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<br />Frozen and concussed your life is not good!
<br />DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-21621855821646653002009-12-29T10:10:00.000-08:002009-12-29T10:19:46.660-08:00Some More Pictures.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/SzpH994eqBI/AAAAAAAAAX4/_z1myY3k30o/s1600-h/xmas.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/SzpH994eqBI/AAAAAAAAAX4/_z1myY3k30o/s320/xmas.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420724231402858514" /></a><br />Since I don't want to hear it from the wife, here's our Christmas picture. That's how a Callahan Christmas goes down, happy baby with KKK hat on, fake fire on the TV, dog on the couch, and too many presents. Welcome to my world!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/SzpHvLRW2jI/AAAAAAAAAXw/G2OUAhrnzjo/s1600-h/soccer.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 243px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/SzpHvLRW2jI/AAAAAAAAAXw/G2OUAhrnzjo/s320/soccer.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420723977298827826" /></a><br />Damn You soccer! It's too easy people. <br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/SzpHbZLvckI/AAAAAAAAAXo/47RFiPY0q7o/s1600-h/Michigan.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 227px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/SzpHbZLvckI/AAAAAAAAAXo/47RFiPY0q7o/s320/Michigan.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420723637435986498" /></a><br />Thank You Michigan for your high standards, now if we could just figure out why OSU has so many clogged pipes...<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/SzpHPIATJgI/AAAAAAAAAXg/6tcHM6CazqE/s1600-h/Ginger+Gangsta.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 238px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/SzpHPIATJgI/AAAAAAAAAXg/6tcHM6CazqE/s320/Ginger+Gangsta.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420723426666161666" /></a><br />GINGER'S MUTHAF&%$AZ!!!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/SzpG0inylDI/AAAAAAAAAXY/sZwq7uTwyR8/s1600-h/Gay+Carebears.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 242px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/SzpG0inylDI/AAAAAAAAAXY/sZwq7uTwyR8/s320/Gay+Carebears.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420722969954653234" /></a><br />Hmmm, this is what goes down on the Care Bears now? And by "go down" I mean happens, you sick bastards. <br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/SzpGpQphZQI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/24-5LPBCz_0/s1600-h/George+Hamilton%27s+Mom.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 231px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/SzpGpQphZQI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/24-5LPBCz_0/s320/George+Hamilton%27s+Mom.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420722776151516418" /></a><br />Here is a picture of George Hamilton's Mom.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/SzpGeXAsGoI/AAAAAAAAAXI/s7cegyDnU0s/s1600-h/pedo+bear.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 190px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UsHsRw4NHU0/SzpGeXAsGoI/AAAAAAAAAXI/s7cegyDnU0s/s320/pedo+bear.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420722588880738946" /></a><br />I think I just found my Halloween costume for next year.DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5786636297133849840.post-43491251842902393972009-12-23T08:26:00.000-08:002009-12-23T08:27:14.750-08:00Feliz Navi Christmas! Here's some Videos!<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wx_5GI0QRdw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wx_5GI0QRdw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />This my friends is what has happened to the homebuilding industry with absolutely no houses to build! Tragic.<br /><br /><object width="464" height="384" id="1560521" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" alt="Failed Backflip Faceplant Off Trampoline Funny Videos"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTU2MDUyMQ=="></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MTU2MDUyMQ==" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="384"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/index/failed-backflip-faceplant-off-trampoline.html" target="_blank">Failed Backflip Faceplant Off Trampoline</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank">Funny Videos</a></font><br />Good luck with that nasty knee gash. I heard the healthcare system is great in Mexico.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/554liQxcHLM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/554liQxcHLM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />I actually think it’s kind of funny that there is a song called “Star Trekin’”<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/q0Tyfg_CEhI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/q0Tyfg_CEhI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Here is the best of the decade. Sure we’ve seen most of the, but I still crapped myself!<br /><br /><object width="464" height="406" id="1568255" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" alt="Skinny Kid Fails Squatting 600lbs Funny Videos"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTU2ODI1NQ=="></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MTU2ODI1NQ==" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="406"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/index/skinny-kid-fails-squatting-600lbs.html" target="_blank">Skinny Kid Fails Squatting 600lbs</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank">Funny Videos</a></font><br />Dear skinny punks, don’t try to squat 600 lbs. it won’t end well!<br /><br /><object width="464" height="286" id="1557694" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" alt="Andrew Sings His Christmas Song Funny Videos"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTU1NzY5NA=="></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MTU1NzY5NA==" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="286"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/index/andrews-sings-his-christmas-song.html" target="_blank">Andrew Sings His Christmas Song</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank">Funny Videos</a></font><br />Andrew wishes you a Mewwy Cwithmuth! Why are the best words always the hardest for kids with speech impediments to pronounce?DJ Hotlunchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01780469759048804319noreply@blogger.com0