Firecrotch Baby!

Whatt??? Someone tell me how this ever made it out of the concept phase of production. Oh nevermind it's Japanese!

In other news, it’s official we have a shat load of blue stuff for the boy! I knew going in that when you announce that you’re having a boy it turns a light on in women’s heads that they HAVE to buy something blue for the kid. But I was not expecting this amount of blue stuff. Don’t get me wrong I think it is awesome that so many people care that much about us to actually buy our fetus something, but it’s just a lot of blue (I’d rather it be blue than pink). It makes me glad that we painted the room tan! So with all baby showers down, pretty much the only thing that we still have to buy is a pack ‘n’ play. Not bad at all. I figure that will be the first and last hundred dollars that I spend on the kid so it won’t be too bad.

How bout my UC Bearcats though? Look I know that G-Town isn’t exactly tearing it up this year and neither is Notre Dame, but those are 3 wins against teams that we usually don’t beat. UC had never beaten G-Town in Big East play and knocked them off twice this year! Look I know that they still have to finish the year strong (which they have never done under Mick) to make the tournament, but it is great to at least be able to talk about it this year. In order to make it they are going to have to beat either West Virginia, Louisville, at Syracuse, or at Pitt. Which brings me to my next point. Why is Xavier so overrated? I get so sick of Xavier fans talking about their record. I know that they have lost only 1 game in the daunting A-10 so far this year (Duquesne really???) but come on man. Step up to a real conference and we’ll talk. Until then (sorry Simon) like Utah, YOU ARE A MID-MAJOR AND DESERVE NO PROPS!

P.S. I am still devising a way to settle the Brenda Warner tie. It may have to involve someone who has never voted on the original question. I'll keep you posted.

Slim Pickins This Week...

eTrade Baby Outtakes - Watch more Funny Videos
I happen to think all of the E-Trade baby commercials are hillarious. Here are some outtakes.


Awesome Beer Bottle Dominoes - Watch more Funny Videos
Mikey made this video after the epic "Poker Game of 2008"


I also think Triumph is ALWAYS funny.


Little Kid Faceplants Parkour Attempt - Watch more Funny Videos
Freestyle walking is not a crime.


YOUNG CHUCK NORRIS!

Steve Perry is Asian?

So as I am watching (actually I was painting the kitchen) the Super Bowl 12 hour Pregame Show yesterday Journey comes on. Lindsey then asks me who the lead singer of Journey is... I use my Basketball knowlege to answer, Steve Perry. Her next question is, "Is he Asian?" At that point I put down my paint brush and come watch some Asian guy sound EXACTLY like Steve Perry. I later learned that this dude won some karaoke contest to become Journey's new lead singer. What bar was this at? How did I miss out? I'm sure that if they would have seen my karaoke rendition of "Why don't we get drunk... and screw" or "You don't have to call me darlin... darlin" I would be the new singer of Journey! I just don't remember Kurt Loder telling me that Journey broke up.

Now on to the actual reason why I was awake last knight (no not the commercials which mostly sucked) Super Bowl VVVVVVVVIII (sorry I only know that V's are 5 and I's are 1). The game, let's face it was fixed by Obama. Every time they went under the hood to "review" a play they were just consulting with Obama. I call shenanigan's on all of the penalties that they called against the Cards, that was some bullsh! I was the world's biggest Cardinals fan yesterday which I guess sealed the deal for them losing. John McCain ain't got nothin on me as far as being a Cards fan (remember I never trust a man who can't touch the top of his head (I'm going to hell)). I also came to the conclusion on the way home that I would rather see the Steelers lose than the Bengals win! I hate everything about the Steelers and their fans. From their gay towels to their gay players I just hate them.

One thing is for certain, that was the greatest 12 minutes that has ever followed the worst 48 minutes in sports history! What a horrible 3 quarters! I have heard people saying all day that was the greatest Super Bowl EVER! What? Are you kidding me? Where were you for quarters 1-3? This is how I rate the Super Bowl, Quarter 1...2 - Quarter 2...3 (TD taken to the house has to count for something) - Quarter 3...2 - Quarter 4...10. That gives the Super Bowl a 4.25 rating in my book. Sure the 4th quarter was great, but the rest of the game BLEW!

My next observation is this, when did Brenda Warner get hot??? This is her now...



This was her then...



Whatt??? Remember when you looked like Ma'am from Webster?

I have no clue how this happened, OK I do, but still whoever the doctor was that carved up her face was worth every penny! I'm sayin that Brenda Warner is now hot! Voice your opinion to the right.