Short Week Again...

If you need me... I'll be...

On a boat!!! All weekend!


Aww Damn. Wait for it… DUDE GOT HAMRICK’D!


Fishing With Dynamite - Watch more Funny Videos
Why did I spend $120 at Bass Pro, when I could have gotten some boom boom, bang bang, and caught more fish. That’s hoootttt!


Powerful 110 Roman Candle Cannon - Watch more Funny Videos
Things we’re gonna need for the 4th next year, 125 Roman Candles, Roll of Duct Tape and a skin graft kit! On a side note, Man Cannon was my nickname in college! P.S. Thanks to Sam Hunter for editing that. Why do d-bags see the need to put their names on the videos???


Girl Can't Jump Dry Creek - Watch more Funny Videos
Powerbomb! Courtesy of Captain Insano!


Dude Fails At Dunking - Watch more Funny Videos
Dang. Short but effective.


Not the classic, but still great!

Videos. Technically a day early.

This is why Phil makes millions and you shot a 113 at Winton Woods… Too bad he 4-putted from there.


Male Gymnastic Routine Fails - Watch more Funny Videos
I swear we’ve seen this as part of a ladder match at Wrestle Mania. This is why there should be no such thing as “male gymnastics”.


Balls Of Steel - Watch more Funny Videos
We all love a good nutshot compilation. I’ve posted some of these videos, but had no idea that they were the same dude. Spoiler alert, the impossible happens at the end…


I love live television.


The Little Chef Drummer Boy - Watch more Funny Videos
This was kind of what it was like at the Callahan dinner table when Brian and I were little girls… Only we were white guys with NO rhythm!


This goes back a while.

We got Sports!

Sup fool!

So every once in a while I like to ramble about sports, now would be that time... First OOO ESSS AHHH soccer, what more do I need to say? Am I the only one in the world who knew that Brazil was going to win at halftime? I am not the most serious soccer watcher, just mostly for qualifiers and other big games, but I feel like I have seen this so many times. Also I have accepted the fact that Brazil's players are better, but are they that much more in shape too? It looked like the Brazillians could have gone another 45 minutes, and our guys were getting ready to die at any minute. I mean it takes alot of work to give up 4 goals (and it WAS 4 goals) in a half. And how does Tim Howard win the Golden Glove (Golden Power Glove )? Dude gave up 9 goals in 5 games! That is not exactly getting it done. Sure he made some decent saves, but he also tried to keep a ball from going into the goal by backing up 4 feet into the goal (once again that WAS a goal).

Next the Cincinnati Reds are 2.5 games out. That's it. Somehow they FINALLY play in the worst league in baseball. The fact that it is late June and they do have a chance makes me happy. As much as we ripped them in June they could add a guy and put them over the top (even though I think the Cards just added out piece). So many people are saying how they are just waiting for the "real Reds" to show up and drop 10 in a row, but I think this IS the real Reds, they're a .500 club. What scares me is what happens when the Cubs or Cards rip off 25 of 30? I'm more worried of the other teams pulling away than I am of the Reds getting 15 games under .500.

And finally my Bearcats. What can I say? The city of Cincinnati is a better place when the Bearcats are winning basketball games and going to tournaments. This might be me drinking the kool-aid, but I think if they add Lance Stephenson...

Then they have a much better chance to win some games this year. I don't care if the guy has some dirt (pending legal issue and he may have accepted cash from Under Armour), he went to Lincoln High School with Jesus Shuttlesworth! Mick needs to roll the dice on him. If he doesn't land him and UC doesn't make the tournament I think Mick is done. But here is MY UC Basketball starting lineup, because it's never too early for November speculation. ***Note*** I have changed UC over to a 3 Guard set...
PG - Cashmere Wright
G - Deonta Vaughn
G - Lance Stephenson
F - Ibrihima Thomas (Dude is a 6' 11" SLASHER!!! He does not play Center, he handles the ball very well, in this lineup he would be an impact player)
F - Yancey Gates
That lineup makes the tournament, and is a top 25 team all year hands down. If Stephenson signs I will be a happy boy, and we will finally get to see how good of a coach Mick is. Oh yeah and don't forget about Biggie McClain... oh wait... yeah nevermind you can forget about Biggie.