Blogs are Dead, but I Keep on Kickin!

Awesome Ghostbusters Multitrack - Watch more Funny Videos
Apparently this is a dude. I swear it’s one of the thespians that sit next to me at Bengals games.


Chances are this little kid can kick you’re a$$!


95-Yard Soccer Goal - Watch more Funny Videos
Is it still getting Hamrick’ed if the ball bounces?


Just another reason why a tandem bike is not a good idea.


I’m getting me a Coca-Cola hat with razorblades taped to the back. This video makes me want to be a cop, so I can get trained by a video this awesome!

Early Videos Today.

I don’t know what’s worse, the look on his face or the sound he makes.


Shopping Cart Faceplant - Watch more Funny Videos
Dude definitely left some epidermis on the concrete.


David Wells is the man! Why did the Reds ever let him go? Oh yeah I remember, BECAUSE THEY’RE THE REDS!!!


Well done Japan! Not sure, but this video may have crossed the line??? Next event? Sucking a golfball through a garden hose!!! Thanks hookers.


Who knew that Hitler went to UD? That explains a lot. This video may be a little too long, but still funny!


Man Nike is gonna change the Beer Pong game!

So much time and so little videos.

I always wondered what happened to Hammer’s posse! I need a gold mic though, Bail Out, Bail Out, Bail Out!


No lie we had this on vinyl! Tragically it was lost during the Welch Elementary Carnival in 1989 while being used for the Cake Walk! Damn you Cake why do you have to be so delicious?


Wow this is great! A collection of some of the greatest press conference quotes ever!


I realize this was a commercial, therefore not real, but it doesn’t make it any less awesome!


Super Herpes. Nuff Said. Note this was submitted to the Blogging staff by a person who shall remain anonymous unless they choose to come out of hiding.


How did SNL manage to make a sketch that involved Drew Barrymore funny? By showing as little of her as possible.

Who (dare I say it) Dey!

So the wife told me a few days ago that I do not post pictures of Riley on the blog anymore. Here you go woman, even though this post has nothing to do with him. Oh and there really is no need for you to comment on how he is the cutest 7 month old ever, I already know!

It has been a while since I have muttered the magical words "who" and "dey". It’s not that I have given up on the Bengals, just that I have become so cynical about them over the past few years that I am constantly waiting for the other shoe to drop and then go on a 5 game losing streak. But what if it doesn’t happen? What if they continue to win games and go to the playoffs? Do I really want to say that I missed a great year because I was waiting for a good team to fail? I have compared my love for this team to a sickness that I can’t make go away and hopefully this is a year in which that sickness goes into remission and is truly magical a la 2005. I’m still too cynical to say that it will forever be gone, but I want to enjoy the next few months as if I were a fan of any other team (beside the Raiders) in the NFL enjoys winning.
I guess my reason for bucking up one more time and believing is that I see something in this team that hasn’t been there before (even in 2005). They don’t give up and they all think that someone, could be anyone, is going to make a play and win the game. Many people have told me (but mainly Simon) that I am a fool for keeping my tickets and going down there, but I always say there is nothing better than going to a game when they are winning. It’s just fun. The Steelers game may have been the best 3 hours of my life (I say 3 hours because the first half doesn’t count it was horrible). It was great walking back to the car yelling at the Steelers fans who do the same thing to us after they win every other year.
So here is my charge, if you are a Bengals fan don’t hold back, don’t be ashamed to root for your team, and yell “WHO DEY, WHO DEY, WHO DEY THINK GONNA BEAT DEM BENGALS!” whenever you want because we don’t know when this run will end. Hopefully not soon! And if you wanna get down on some Deep Fried Turkey buy a ticket to the next Ravens game on Nov. 8th (tickets are still available) and meet me at Longworth, I’ll be fryin’ it up with a Jew!

Friday. Sigh.

Bone-Crushing Dirt Bike Faceplant - Watch more Funny Videos
There’s a trip to the ER.


Rip Stick Failure Knockout - Watch more Funny Videos
Who needs skin on their shoulders or back anyway?


Scooter Noob Crashes Hard Into Tree - Watch more Funny Videos
Tree head on is not good.


Thanks Chip Caray for giving us the dreaded “Base Hit – Double Play” unlike your father you WON’T be missed!


It seems as though compilations are all the rage these days on tha intrawebs, so here you go, 50 faceplants in 3 minutes!


OK so I have to post the entire episode of the Office from last knight in order to show you my favorite part. The first 2 minutes!

Whoops Wrong Blog. My Bad.

On this the 4th birthday of YouTube, I give you YouTube’s greatest hits!


Cannonball Guy Misses Safety Net - Watch more Funny Videos
Whoops, just a little short. My bad.


Rope Swing Fail - Watch more Funny Videos
Rope swings are death traps, this just further proves my point.


I would like to have sexual relations with that taco! No mushrooms please, DJ Hotlunch eats no fungus!


This is the result of a long knight of drinking! Gambino is a beast!