Thursday, May 15, 2008

Off My Back Woman!

So I get an email from the wife today saying that I need to post actual content on the blog and not just videos. Here is my problem, sometimes I just simply have nothing to say, therefore why bore both of my readers (myself and my wife) with meaningless content. When I first started posting I thought that people like Simon and The Gooch were chumps for not posting stuff all the time. Turns out I kind of see why they don't... It's hard to think of clever and humorous writing topics frequently.

I've kind of relegated myself to posting videos when I got nothing better to say. My gameplan there is twofold, 1) I would rather watch a funny video that waste 5 minutes of my life reading a dumb post. 2) It keeps people coming back, if I just posted every other week when I had a good topic people would stop clicking on my blog. Basically the idea is to put something new up every other day, even if it is just a video that made me chuckle. So like a long knight at a not so well lit pub, this brings us to my poll (or pole)... Would you rather me just post words whenever I find something I wanna write about with not so many videos, or do you want me to fill in the gaps (that's what she said) with videos to brighten your day as they did for me?

Finally, the great move of 2008 Part 1 is coming up this weekend. The movers show up Saturday morning at 8 am, and I'm gonna work those dudes. I'll have everything on the first floor so they will just cycle through and not stop lifting stuff! I'm paying them by the hour, so you better believe there will be no smoke breaks. I'll keep you updated on how much crap gets destroyed, I still think if I come out with under $500 worth of broken/damaged stuff I'll count it as a victory. I've also decided to start a trend when moving by not calling friends to help me move. Here was my logic, I hate moving, don't care if it is moving myself or moving you, IT SUCKS! Why would I ask someone to help me do what NO ONE wants to do. I kind of related it to the Young Life "You Gotta Try That" skit, "Dude I just a root canal, it hurt so bad and I cried like a girl... YOU GOTTA TRY THAT!!!" In conclusion, I wouldn't ask you to get a root canal with me so why would I ask you to help me move? Logic is fun!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude, you are not starting a trend. Everyone knows you get one "friend move" after college, or 25, whichever comes first. After that you hire movers because you are an adult!
I recommend that you either post the Steeplechase video or the picture of the guy with testes for a chin when you have nothing to say.
Did you ever figure out what ZOMG means?

Dunn

DJ Hotlunch said...

When is N-Dub rocking the Steeplechase, now that Rich Craig is gone?

Still in the dark about ZOMG! bastards.

Maybe I'll google it when I get home, but not at work. Welp I'd love to chat but I'm off to Springfield to hook up with some spicy bluehair on Fruitwood Dr???

DJ Hotlunch said...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zomg

There you go Dunner.

Anonymous said...

There ya go, words! :) I think the videos are okay every now and then. Maybe it's because I don't think they're funny...then again, I don't bother to watch them!
-LAC-

Anonymous said...

NWLSD blocked the site! That happens a lot with the links from the blogs--go figure. I will check it out from home...

Anonymous said...

Don't forget that I gave you the best gift of your life this summer...FREE GOLF! So you can't cap on me ever again! :)
-Your Beer Wench-

DJ Hotlunch said...

Cap on you? Now that you threw it back to middle school with "cap on me" I will. The only "gift" you ever gave me was herpes and a hard time. And I haven't played a round of golf yet so your "gift" has not come to fruition yet.

Simon said...

hey keep your bickerings to yourselves! We don't want to hear about your messed up lives!

I'd rather you not talk and just post videos all the time. You're really not that funny on your own.

DJ Hotlunch said...

Suckit

B-Call said...

how come my "days to live" countdown went up from yesterday to today?

DJ Hotlunch said...

Because Chuck Norris is a busy man!