Monday, February 18, 2008

I'm Wearing Them and I Just Did...

This is why I hate Lawyers, somehow some Detschebag lawyer gave me a reason to actually back the Patriots! This moron (maybe Joe Deters brother, his last name is Deters and he is a Cincinnati lawyer) has decided to sue the Patriots, on behalf of some Rams players and even people attending the Super Bowl for video taping the Rams' walkthrough. He went on and on this morning on Mo Eggar's show about how he has a valid case. He used Kurt Warner for example, saying that he is "ENTITLED" to the winner's bonus for the Super Bowl, another $130 G's for the Super Bowl ring that he did not get, any performance bonus that he would have gotten from the Rams for winning the game, and my personal favorite money that he would have gotten on the free agent market as a two time Super Bowl Champion.

Here's the problem, even if the Pats taped their walk through (let's be honest, we all know they did) you cannot assume that they won ONLY because they had that tape. Too many things have to go right to win a Super Bowl, to be able to trace it back to one event. The truly sad part about thewhole situation is that somehow this is going to end up in court and waste an incredible amount of my tax dollars, just like the steroids thing did on capitol hill. I would love for this idiot to give his opening statement and the Judge interrupt him and say, "Not only are you not going to win this case but your client is gonna get fined a million bucks for trying to take a retarded case to court." I don't know if you can say retarted if you are a judge but I would.

****UPDATE****
So although I was advised not to, I did go to the baby shower and became a 2-time "Baby Bottle Beer Chug CHAMPION!" I hope to regain feeling in my tongue sometime this week.

5 comments:

Simon said...

So what is the result of the TP around the belly? Did you guess 5 rolls? Or what?

By the way, why do you listen to that garbage in the morning? Don't you know Mike & Mike are on? You could have heard about Greeny walking into the women's locker room buck naked this morning!

How's your wiki change for that one homo? Is it still there?

Nickolini said...

All that sucking finally came in handy.

DJ Hotlunch said...

There was no guessing of TP rolls, I was a little let down. Problem is, I like the local sports talk and not the national so much.

B-Call said...

that's your problem. the national is so much better quality.

DJ Hotlunch said...

I care about the content, not necessarily the quality.