Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Derek... You Bastard!
Derek said that it was going to rain, not that we were going to die... TODAY! Holy crap, have you looked out a window today? If Jesus comes back before I roll off this ball of 75% water it's going to be today, or a day similar to today. For that reason I have on clean underwear and a nicely pressed shirt (we should strive to look our best for our dad). As I was eating my frosted mini wheats this morning I looked out the back window and it just looked ominous, just like I remembered the knight the great tornado of 1990 hit PRF.
In a related note, I think I have realized why my little niece is 3 1/2 and finally hit the 30 lb. dream. Kids' food tastes horrible. I stopped at Krogers on the way home last knight to help out since Linds was beer bitchin it, and picked up everything needed... except for the yogurt I usually get. I am fairly regimented when it comes to my lunches, either grilled chicken salad or chicken fajita soup, bag of sun chips and a yogurt. Every day. So as i am packing up my lunch this morning I realize that I forgot the yogurt and had no one to yell at but myself (this is why Linds does the shopping, so I can yell at her). So i look in the frige and the parents have some of Aly's Dora yogurt in there so I figure it's this or nothin, and grab the strawberry yogurt. I just got done yarfing that down and I must say that is about the worst thing I have ever put in my mouth (this is your que to list the awful things you have put in my mouth in the comments section). On the side of the 2 oz. container Dora says, "Vamonos!" which is lightly interpreted as "I am a little skank and eating this crap will kill you!" So to Brian and Mindee I say, stick up for your kid and stop feeding her this crap! Let her eat steak, and catfish and regular yogurt like a big human.
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I you could refer to 'Krogers' as "The Kroger" that would be great.
we don't feed her that stuff. that's your parents.
we feed her the regular yoplait goo. harvest peach is the SH**!
The PRF tornado was 18 years ago yesterday. I put on my baby blue extra small "I survived the PRF Tornado" t-shirt in honor this morning. (Not really- I think I used it to clean something up and trashed it 16 years ago.)
Wow, how crazy would that have been if we all died 18 years and a day after our last tornaDIC experience? I never had the "I survived" t-shirt, but I did lose the phlyest Nasty Boys t-shirt that day, I left it at the PRF pool and it blew away.
Something to ponder why do we name hurricanes, but no other natural disasters? What would you name last knights tornado? I'd name it Steve Raleigh.
that was God trying to cleanse the planet of your evil, cultish neighborhood
...too soon?
Is Friday still video day??? Whatcha got?
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