Goin' Out Like Elway!

As I stated last week I am a man of the people. The people have spoken and it is time to hang it up. Given the fact that 5 people voted in a week I think that kind of answered the question. Blogs are dead! I’m sorry to say this, but my brother called this back in August when he shut down his. I said that the blog would vanish if you voted for it to vanish, but I changed my mind. When I was 9 years old I hit my first (and last) walk off homerun. I will never forget the feeling of trotting around the bases knowing the game was over and I won it! That is what I want to do with the blog, although I may not be able to recreate me running the bases of Whurzelbacher (sp? (whocares)) Field, I wanted to hit a walk off, Go out like Elway, or whatever cliché works for you so here you go, I give you The Legend of Jim Brockmire.

Gamechangers Ep 3: A Legend in the Booth with Hank Azaria from Hank Azaria

Fin.

State of the Blog...

OK here's the deal. Honestly videos have been pretty bad this week, and this is as good a Friday as any to get your feedback. Since I am a man of the people I want to give you what you want. I've been thinking about shuttin down the ole Blog since I have accomplished the acclaimed "Last Man Blogging" status and accomplished my goals. So here's the deal, if you want me to shut it down, I will. If you want me to keep posting videos and the occasional list of (what I think are) funny pictures I'll do that too. Otherwise I'm going to have to resort to getting a Facebook account (3 years too late). So vote on my poll! You have til next Friday at noon, when the blog will either contain new videos, or cease to exist... The fate of about 4 people is in YOUR hands!!!

And now to complete your week!

If you heard about the dude who broke in on people having “relations” at a White Sox game, here is apparently what really went down!


The narration for this is pretty low quality, but the video is great!


I need to get this game, although given the graphics it looks like I can only get it on Wii. Yeah I said it Wii sucks! You know it does!


Little Bicycle Drifting Master - Watch more Funny Videos
Annnnndddd… imagine that she’s Asian. This is why I love stereotypes, THEY’RE ALWAYS RIGHT!


WOW.


Dang, 2 skits worth watching? That may have been the best episode of SNL EVER!!!

I know you all thought I forgot about you. I could never do that!

Fire Department Makes Slip And Slide Awesome - Watch more Funny Videos
Nothing like getting pelted by a fire hose on the way to your watery death!


Skater Kid Falls Off the Roof - Watch more Funny Videos
Whodda thunk the idea of skateboarding OFF THE ROOF!!! Could have ended so badly?


I’m not sure, but this may be what is wrong with America!


Holy crap dude.

Star Wars Uncut "The Escape" from Casey Pugh on Vimeo.

This very well may be the best Star Wars Tribute video since Leader Wars!


I have no idea what this is, but I like it!

Allow me to clear out some pictures.

Nothin better than puking into a urinal, Simon's been there!



Wrestling. Yup nothing gay about it!



Is that a tattoo of 2 unicorns humping?



Gangsta Optimus Prizzime is a BAMF!!!



I see how all of these men are related.



Here's to hoping that guy can make a balloon woman to have sex with, cuz it's never gonna happen otherwise!



Pain in 3, 2...

Mom you still read my blog don't you???

This is pretty good, and it’s for the greatest beer ever produced!


Backflip Off Swing With A Nut Shot - Watch more Funny Videos
Why does the fat kid always have to be the one who gets hit in the nuts? I’m just asking but it is fact!


So I know that all of America has seen this video, but I’s still great. Plus I just wanted to say “IN THE FACE!!!!!


So by now everyone has seen the new Tiger commercial with his dad, not many have seen the one with his mom!


Indeed MMA is NOT gay! Rriiiiiggggghhhhtttttt…..


Epic Airbag Ride and Faceplant - Watch more Funny Videos
This is what Hillbillys do in their garages, when they are not cooking meth and making homemade fireworks!


I found a rare video of B’s Mom, shall we say ummmm…. Practicing?

Possibly my best week of videos in months, if not weeks!

Wait for it…. No really wait for it. You’re welcome!


Seriously this gay dude can fight!!! How do I know he is gay you ask? Because I watched the entire video, watch him drop it like it’s hot at the end!


I never witnessed Jamie Gatto fall off the diving board at the PRF Pool (which I’ve heard he did several dozen times) but I’m sure it looked something like this…


This video is one of my favorites! There aren’t many things that I love more than Gus Johnson and Dogs humping things. Combine them and you have an amazing video!


Turn the volume down a lil bit! Everest!

Videos...Blah.

Painful Spring Break Cliff Dive Fail - Watch more Funny Videos
This video is just missing a “SPRING BREAK MUTHERF^%$#R” to make it perfect.


I’m buying a PSP toKnight!


Fitness Drill Faceplant - Watch more Funny Videos
Once again take it from Tim Callahan, “No one ever got hurt sitting on the couch!”


This is what kids learn to play in foreign countries I guess…


First of all there is no way this is real, but it’s still pretty badass!

LOOK AT THE BABY!!!

The Callahan Family
Here is a video that out Picture Lady made us from all of Riley spics over the last year. Sorry there is no PWNAGE, or nut shots, or Really long basketball shots, or fails, or Cubans, or someone getting Hamrick’d or Andy Samberg.


Dude you were SOOO CLOSE!!! Maybe not.


Down The Stairs With Style - Watch more Funny Videos
Sure you’re wearing Capri pants, but that’s still pretty badass!


Buseyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hey Nick I think we found your Uncle Rudy! Why couldn’t his name have been Ernesto???


Lazy Sunday Live. Nuff Said.

Happy Birthday to Me. Here's some Videos!

OK so this is kind of long, but still funny.


Little Dude Gets Crushed By Hoop - Watch more Funny Videos
Seriously kids this is what happens when your dad doesn’t know what he’s doing installing your hoop!


Baammm! Ok this is why co-ed sports blow. The shortstop chucks the ball a little wide, the chick at 1st Base can’t catch and the shortstop ends up feeling bad! If she would have hit the ball at another lesbian the throw would have not been as hard and she’s ok. Most importantly why does the team in the field have a lefty playing shortstop?


Modern Family is most likely my favorite show right now. Cam the fat gay guy may be the best character on TV.

Tosh.0
Game Ovaries
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Web Redemption 2 Girls, 1 Cup Reaction Demi Moore Picture

The weekly Tosh.0 clip does not disappoint! I agree the nutshot should not be limited to guys! Game Ovaries!

Been too long...

Justin just J.I.M.P.'d


Lego Hawking!!! I'm going to hell...


This picture is quite simply one of my favorites!


If this had come out when J. Hall was playing guitar he would still be rockin.


Few go as Darth Vader sans helmet for Halloween.


This is a nice piechart representing DMX's Bitches. Well Done.


So I set this as my icon on Twitter, but I had to post it as well. Unfortunately Goatse is a thing of the past and will only be remembered by those who have that image burned into their brains!

1 Friday, 2 Curling Videos!!!

Wow, someone is really good at Wii Curling. And by Wii Curling I mean Whackin.


My promise to you is that anytime I see a video with an exercise ball and treadmill in it I will post it! Throw in some Lil John, and it’s a must!


Fan Faceplants Rim on Trampoline Jump - Watch more Funny Videos
You got knocked the fuuuhhh out!

"America's Funniest Home Video" - watch more funny videos

Fake Lottery tickets ruin lives!


Am I the only one who finds these ESPN Classic sketches hilarious?

Tosh.0
Oh My Gosh
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Web Redemption 2 Girls, 1 Cup Reaction Demi Moore Picture

And for the weekly Tosh.0 clip!

The day before Saturday.

EMBED-Stupid Blonde High Jump Fail - Watch more free videos
This is how a Northwest High School track meet goes down! Is it me or is the bar laying on the mat?


Let’s hope this will make my signed Vince Carter Basketball go up in value!

Reading Rainbow Banned Book Review #2 - watch more funny videos

Lavar Burton, you racist Bastard!


Pogo Stick to Shovel Nutshot - Watch more Funny Videos
Why the fat kid just stood there with a smile on his face is beyond me…

Tosh.0
Video Breakdown - Drunken Darts
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Web Redemption 2 Girls, 1 Cup Reaction Demi Moore Picture

As you may know Tosh.0 has become one of my favorite shows because it combines 2 of my favorite things, Funny videos and smart ass comments!

Tosh.0
Surprise Trust Falls
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Web Redemption 2 Girls, 1 Cup Reaction Demi Moore Picture

And a nothah one.

So I was bust today. Here's some videos at 3:30!

Never in my life has a BBQ commercial made want to make sweet, sweet love. Until now.


Hey Oprah, it’s called AIDS face and we’ve been trying to get rid of it since he was a Boilermaker!


This dude is kind of impressive. If Number2 was still rockin’ out, we’d hire him.


Back Flip Off Fence Faceplant - Watch more Funny Videos
He under-rotated just a little…


I just threw up in my mouth.


I can do that.

Not my strongest week, but they can't all be Spectacular...

So you tie 2 guys to a podium and let them kick the crap out of each other? I see how this is a sport. Wait no I don’t!


Not sure why’d you go PowerWheels vs. Mini Bike, but I like the outcome!


Hammer Toss Into Buddy's Nuts - Watch more Funny Videos
What’s the worst thing you could possible see while filming your buddy do the hammer throw? This.


Volskwagen Punch Buggy - Watch more Big Game Bonanza
This was on my surprisingly funny commercial list from the Super Bowel.


How come people who talk like this are always named something like Francis.


Hillbillys + Fireworks always =’s a good video!

3 Comments Last Week... Well Done!

This is a kids show??? Well at least they got the sound right!


This kind of reminds me of the time I tried to drop in a half pipe on rollerblades. Not good!


Great Video, Mark Titus is THE REASON why we love walk-ons. My hatred for the Buckeyes is not deep enough for me to not love this guy. Read his blog www.clubtrillion.com especially how this video put him on ESPN and his comparison of that experience to Squints frenching Wendy Peffercorn!


Bam!


This is most likely what is going to happen if we recreate Wrestle Mania as some have suggested.


Pole Vault Snaps - Watch more Funny Videos
Not sure what this sport is, but I think it did not end well for this dude.

Some Friday Videos and an Extra...

In honor of Rey Maualuga's DUI here is a great picture of him with some chicks and an ummm... Little Person.


Awwww Damn… HE GOT HAMRICK’D!!!


Manny Pacquiao! The note-for-note worst singer on the face of the planet! Move over chick who ALWAYS sat behind me at the Big Vineyard, you have company!!!


Here’s a pretty funny commercial.


Fast Forward to the 1:15 mark if you want to see a dwarf “jump ball.” In a related note, I still have no respect for a basketball player who can’t dunk!!!


Dude Pranks Championship Team - Watch more Funny Videos
I’ve always wondered if you could do this during the commotion of winning a game. And of course it takes soccer to show us it is possible.

Tosh.0
Video Breakdown - Twitchy Weightlifter
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Web Redemption 2 Girls, 1 Cup Reaction Demi Moore Picture

I almost posted this video last week of the weightlifter. Then I saw it again on Tosh.0, which is the best show that you don’t watch! He takes a great video and makes it funnier!!!

A few Pictures...

Thundercats Hoooooooo! Best costume ever!!!



Soccer. Yur not making it LESS gay!



This should be the next statue at GABP!



Ahhh Middle School Dance's, memories...



One thing that will never be on this blanket? A naked woman!



Finally a good use for a Mac.



I agree.



The Parent of the Year Award goes too...

People Shuttin Down Their Blogs. I'm Still Going STRONG!!!

The words shopping cart and half pipe do not typically appear in the same sentence… This is why!


This is kind of how I used to dominate street hockey in the Welch Elementary parking lot, until the game would end when I hit my brother in the nuts with the puck.


Ouch! I think his face exploded.


Ping Pong Table Slide and Fail - Watch more Funny Videos
Simon is this how you fold up a ping pong table?


I don’t know what’s better a 200 lb. 10 year old Mexican kid, or his little rap video dancers. The future looks bright kids…


My weener just crawled back inside me.

Foorball+Drywall+Gambling=Fantastic Weekend!

By the way if either of the 2 people that read my blog want to go to the Northwest H.S. Monte Carlo Knight, call me! That's where I'll be Saturday Knight!


I think I would just choose death. Unless there was a French Tickler on the end of that hose.


EMBED-Chick Sleds Into Parked Car - Watch more free videos
Not sure if I have posted this before, but it is pretty awesome!


This Cock is Soooo metal! I think that Number2 opened for him at the battle of the bands!


Here was Conan’s monologue the other knight, zing.

Sport Report - Gilbert Arenas & Mark McGwire

The Colbert Report	Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
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Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Economy

The Sport Repor does not happen often, but when it does, it’s great!


EMBED-Hitler Weighs in on the OBrien/Leno Controversy - Watch more free videos
I like the insight that Hitler gives! First UD Basketball, now Conan. Well done Hitler, well done.

Ohh Friday, I Love You So...

Hey Lee, that kid is Blind!!!


I feel like I have posted similar videos, but this one is great! LeBron is a freak!


I’ve been known to do a mean Robot, but I got nothing on these dudes.


If you know me, you know that I love a good compilation. This I’ve been told is a compilation of .gif’s??? Whatever that means. Maybe a .gif is a funny clip with horrible rave music!

Chappelle's Show
Tyrone Biggums - Fear Factor
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Buy Chappelle's Show DVDs Black Comedy True Hollywood Story

This may be my favorite Chapelle’s Show clip.


Journey Fail. Someone please tell me we weren’t this bad in the variety show when we thought we rocked out!

Picture Time.

Not sure what is goin on here, but that dude has some fuzzy pink handcuffs! Oh wait, now I know what's goin on. gross.



Wow, if you were wearing all white, you would be an Oompa Loompa.



Micky D's Biatch!



Finally a tough kid playing soccer.



Dog porn is the dirtiest.



This picture would not be nearly as good without the Skyline bag next to him!



Cup Check. Annnnnddd, his name is Kimura. Thank you stereotypes for always being correct!